Grandma Built Her Fortune in the Market (to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)

Grandma built her fortune in the market

Explaining her success on Christmas eve

You can say there are quicker ways to riches

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

The first key is to start early

Time can be your greatest tool

Consistent saving takes dedication

While overspending is a path best left for fools

Ignore the naysayers and the doomers

Their “advice” is often scant

Getting clicks is their objective

Your best interests not a motive of their rant

Grandma built her fortune in the market

Explaining her success on Christmas eve

You can say there are quicker ways to riches

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

Have a plan and then stick with it

Investment fads will come and go

Indexing and keeping costs down

Tracking progress over time to build her dough

Having balance in her holdings  

Along with balance in her life

Her tailored plan to fall back on

Made her great as an investor and a wife

Grandma built her fortune in the market

Explaining her success on Christmas eve

You can say there are quicker ways to riches

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

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Manage risk now of importance

Steady cashflow is her goal

Still a need to be invested

A mix of cash, bonds and stocks to fund her ‘roll

Hope the New Year brings good fortune

Cherished memories and good health

Grandma’s knowledge be sure to follow

And by chance you need some help call Moller Wealth

Grandma built her fortune in the market

Explaining her success on Christmas eve

You can say there are quicker ways to riches

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

Happy Holidays from all of us at Moller Wealth Partners!